TNC Member Gets His GED!

The only training that TNC member Doug Merriman has been getting lately is for his newly acquired GED, Groundhog Elimination Device. “The training has been extensive but I am happy to have accomplished it” Merriman said. He stated that the past year was a setback for all bikers on the Wheeling Bike Trail. “We had to take back our ground” he said after the winter’s ceasefire. “It was not enough to simply implement this new technology, I wanted to take it to the Next Level”, he was referring to the ingenious new stretcher pod that was designed to carry wounded Colnago Riders! He quickly gained the support of other TNC riders in his efforts. Dr Michael Blatt offered advanced pulmonary support while Dr. Joseph Donzella offered Acute Medical Care. John Cusack will salvage and keep bicycle parts while Dr. John Kramer offered to ride along spraying down the wounds with acetone????? What a Guy!!!!